The only reason I'm able to do music is because I'm making money on 'Community.' If I wasn't, I couldn't pay for things.

Dress like a gentleman, but my mouth is never civilized.

I hate it when you really think you're getting something good... and you don't listen to your dudes when you really should.

The thing about stand-up was, not only was I getting to write it without anybody saying I couldn't do it, but I got to perform it. It just kind of became therapy for me. I had just gotten through a break-up and I was talking about it a lot.

You used to have to beg and be the busboy to do standup. I got on Community because people saw my videos on YouTube, which were free.

May your dreams be sweet and your nightmares be spooky-monster-scary and not grandma-died-scary.

I have to say it's better to be an actor, only because people worry about what time you go to sleep and what you dress like. As opposed to a writer, where it's like, "Oh I'm in my New York University sweatshirt and I'm not wearing pants." You're not worried about what you're eating or anything. It's all a part of your process.