The only reason I'm able to do music is because I'm making money on 'Community.' If I wasn't, I couldn't pay for things.

One thing my dad once said to me, "You either want to be right, or you want to be happy. To be happy, there's gotta be a conversation."

Usually, if I think something is really funny, I'm not gonna test it. I'll just test it when I'm onstage.

The only reason I'm able to do music is because I'm making money on 'Community.' If I wasn't, I couldn't pay for things.

Taking a call girl to an STD fair... there's a joke here.

I come around when you least expect me! I'm sitting at the bar when your glass is empty!

I refuse to go back to not liking who I was.