Usually, if I think something is really funny, I'm not gonna test it. I'll just test it when I'm onstage.

Girls are supposed to dance. That's why god gave them parts that jiggle.

I think it's a comedian's job to make everything funny. Nothing is off-limits.

I hope in general that my music allows somebody to follow what they really like doing.

May your dreams be sweet and your nightmares be spooky-monster-scary and not grandma-died-scary.

I like horror films and romance films. Films where you're going in being like, 'I'm coming here to be scared or to fall in love.' You have a goal.

I hope a kid listens to my stuff, I hope there's a change made and at least somebody walks away with: "I'm doing this because I like it." People are going to hate it and that's okay, but I have to do it because my happiness is important too, it's worth it.