I think it's a comedian's job to make everything funny. Nothing is off-limits.

Don't be mad cuz I'm doing me better than you doing you.

I lost my virginity junior year of college, I was 21... I was awkward, and I was raised Jehovah's Witness so I thought sex was bad, I thought I was going to go to hell, and get AIDS immediately.

I'm very impatient, so I was like, 'I want to be able to do whatever I want now.' But even the biggest stars - you look back and they weren't overnight.

To all my fans who's saying Donald Glover about to blow, just give me six months so you can say I told you so.

Black culture is a fight. We want to hold on to what we are, but sometimes the things that we are can be totally negative. You have to think: can't we try something new and not be seen as suspect?

Revenge is for the weak so I have settled my vendettas with all of the kids who made my early life a living hell.