I think it's a comedian's job to make everything funny. Nothing is off-limits.

Usually, if I think something is really funny, I'm not gonna test it. I'll just test it when I'm onstage.

Don't add an eezy to my name, 'cause it has never been that'

The thing about stand-up was, I was doing all this sketch and YouTube stuff where I was not being censored and I got to do my own thing, and it was really cool.

I have to say it's better to be an actor, only because people worry about what time you go to sleep and what you dress like. As opposed to a writer, where it's like, "Oh I'm in my New York University sweatshirt and I'm not wearing pants." You're not worried about what you're eating or anything. It's all a part of your process.

Took the G out yo waffle, all you got left is your ego.

If I'm a faggot spell it right, I got way more than two G's