Also, I realized a lot of kids are listening to me. Whether I want to be or not, they're looking up to me.

I hope people come to the shows because they feel like there's something there that I can't necessarily articulate, but it's real and it's fun.

Why does every girl in the world wanna date me? Especially right now man, especially when I'm busy!

The thing about stand-up was, not only was I getting to write it without anybody saying I couldn't do it, but I got to perform it. It just kind of became therapy for me. I had just gotten through a break-up and I was talking about it a lot.

We had a teacher, named Mr. Brown, and he was writing something on the board once - he was writing something on the board, and he farted. And you would have thought kids had seen the face of God. Kids weren't even laughing; they were just sitting there screaming, just screaming. Kids had to get carted out; kids were screaming. Kids had to get carted out, and they were going to the nurses' office. Kids are crying in the hallway. 'Oh, this is our 9/11.' And it was. It was their 9/11 'cause they never thought anything like that could ever happen.

I think the best music videos are the ones that have nothing to do with the song. Those are all my favorites.

I think that's what makes a good rapper. Somebody who wants to push themselves and their audience further.