If you like strange, specific stuff - that's a nerd. Kanye West is a black nerd. He likes strange, specific stuff. If you go up to Kanye West and say, 'Hey, what are your favorite things?' He'll be like, 'Robots and teddy bears.' That's a nerd.

We lay out our lives in a narrative we understand, like a movie, but are you enjoying making it or are you wondering who's watching my movie.

May your dreams be sweet and your nightmares be spooky-monster-scary and not grandma-died-scary.

Most people think I'm Danny Glover's son when they meet me. So when they ask, I say 'No, I'm Crispin Glover's son.' Then we stare at each other for a long time.

You used to have to beg and be the busboy to do standup. I got on Community because people saw my videos on YouTube, which were free.

Twitter does have an effect on everything - things you put out there, they are out there for good.

I have an obsession with books about kids with Asperger's syndrome.