The thing about stand-up was, I was doing all this sketch and YouTube stuff where I was not being censored and I got to do my own thing, and it was really cool.

We're afraid to move on, that's why there's so much nostalgia on the internet... 'cause we don't wanna look forward, that's scary.

If I'm a faggot spell it right, I got way more than two G's

Girls are supposed to dance. That's why god gave them parts that jiggle.

To all my fans who's saying Donald Glover about to blow, just give me six months so you can say I told you so.

When you get called the n-word, as a black person you can do anything. It's like getting a gold star in Super Mario Brothers and junk. I hear the music when I hear the n-word. I get right into it; I get really into it. You can do anything. You could be in a fancy restaurant - just start throwing poop at the walls. People be like, 'What are you doing?' 'Someone called him the n-word.

I hate it when you really think you're getting something good... and you don't listen to your dudes when you really should.