Tiger Woods is stupid; not for cheating, but for having one cell phone. What type of player you know has one cell phone?

I just had a baby girl. My daughter weighed 27 pounds. She was 3 years old. She was delivered to me by way of the court system and a blood test.

Chicks can make you flip more than any drug would.

Tiger Woods is stupid; not for cheating, but for having one cell phone. What type of player you know has one cell phone?

Challenge yourself with something you know you could never do, and what you'll find is that you can overcome anything son.

Rise and grind... the money ain't gonna wait for you while you sleep son.

That's why when I talk to younger comics, and they say, 'Well I need this and this, and I need so and so,' I tell them they don't need nothing. All you need is some great idea and go shoot it.