Rise and grind... the money ain't gonna wait for you while you sleep son.
Tiger Woods is stupid; not for cheating, but for having one cell phone. What type of player you know has one cell phone?
When I started off in DC, you didn't get viral first. You got funny first.
I had a dream this girl was cheating on me! I woke up and went back to sleep to find him, he kicked my ass in my dream!
Chicks can make you flip more than any drug would.
The better alternative to fighting a guy, go have sex with his girlfriend. That's how you knock a dude out!