Rise and grind... the money ain't gonna wait for you while you sleep son.

The better alternative to fighting a guy, go have sex with his girlfriend. That's how you knock a dude out!

The best thing about where comedy is now is if you have a little bit of talent and a strong work ethic, and strong social skills, you can make a name for yourself and you can make money.

Live life to the fullest everyday, 'cause we never know what day will be our last.

Chicks can make you flip more than any drug would.

Tiger Woods is stupid; not for cheating, but for having one cell phone. What type of player you know has one cell phone?

Challenge yourself with something you know you could never do, and what you'll find is that you can overcome anything son.