Once, when I was young and true. Someone left me sad - Broke my brittle heart in two; And that is very bad. Love is for unlucky folk, Love is but a curse. Once there was a heart I broke; And that, I think, is worse.

If wild my breast and sore my pride, I bask in dreams of suicide, If cool my heart and high my head I think 'How lucky are the dead.

The House Beautiful is the play lousy.

Gertrude Stein did us the most harm when she said, 'You're all a lost generation.' That got around to certain people and we all said, 'Whee! We're lost.

I might repeat to myself . . . a list of quotations from minds profound - if I can remember any of the damn things.

Out in Hollywood, where the streets are paved with Goldwyn.

Q: What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? A: You can't hear an enzyme.