Anthologists are lazy fellows who like to spend a quiet evening at home raiding good books.

If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me.

She can sit up and beg, and she can give her paw — I don't say she will, but she can.

Women and elephants never forget.

It turns out that, at social gatherings, as a source of entertainment, conviviality, and good fun, I rank somewhere between a sprig of parsley and a single ice-skate.

For a few minutes, everything is so cute that the mind reels.... And then, believe it or not, things get worse. So I shot myself.

The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.