Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
Maybe it is only I, but conditions are such these days, that if you use studiously correct grammar, people suspect you of homosexual tendencies.
Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.
Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
I shudder at the thought of men.... I'm due to fall in love again
Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.