Anthologists are lazy fellows who like to spend a quiet evening at home raiding good books.

If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)

The affair between Margot Asquith and Margot Asquith will live as one of the prettiest love stories in all literature.

Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.

The Monte Carlo casino refused to admit me until I was properly dressed so I went and found my stockings, and then came back and lost my shirt.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

Scratch a king and find a fool!