You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.

Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.

I hate almost all rich people, but I think I’d be darling at it.

Now to me, Edith looks like something that would eat her young.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, a medley of extemporanea, And love is a thing that can never go wrong, and I am Marie of Romania.

[On being shown an apartment by a real estate agent:] Oh, dear, that's much too big. All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.