You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

The sun's gone dim, and the moon's gone black. For I loved him, and he didn't love back.

I'm never going to accomplish anything; that's perfectly clear to me. I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the roster of Those Who Do Things. I don't do anything. Not one single thing. I used to bite my nails, but I don't even do that any more.

And I'll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.

This is me apologizing. I am a fool, a bird-brain, a liar and a horse-thief. I wouldn't touch a superlative again with an umbrella.