If, with the literate, I am Impelled to try an epigram, I never seek to take the credit; We all assume that Oscar said it.

Where's the man could ease a heart Like a satin gown?

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

[On Edna Ferber's Ice Palace] ... the book, which is going to be a movie, has the plot and characters of a book which is going to be a movie.

At birth the Devil touched my tongue.

Woman wants monogamy; Man delights in novelty. Love is woman's moon and sun; Man has other forms of fun. Woman lives but in her lord; Count to ten, and man is bored. With this the gist and sum of it, What earthly good can come of it?

By the time you swear you're his, Shivering and sighing. And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying. Lady make note of this -- One of you is lying.