If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.
Dorothy Parker[On William Lyon Phelps's Happiness:] It is second only to a rubber duck as the ideal bathtub companion. It may be held in the hand without causing muscular fatigue ... and it may be read through before the water has cooled. And if it slips down the drain pipe, all right, it slips down the drain pipe.
Dorothy ParkerShe can sit up and beg, and she can give her paw — I don't say she will, but she can.
Dorothy Parker