Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.
All I have to be thankful for in this world is that I was sitting down when my garter busted.
I hate almost all rich people, but I think I’d be darling at it.
Scratch an actor and you'll find an actress.
[On being shown an apartment by a real estate agent:] Oh, dear, that's much too big. All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
[On Katharine Hepburn's stage performance:] She ran the whole gamut of emotions, from A to B.