Los Angeles: Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city.

Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.

On being told of the death of former President Calvin Coolidge: How could they tell?

Anthologists are lazy fellows who like to spend a quiet evening at home raiding good books.

For a few minutes, everything is so cute that the mind reels.... And then, believe it or not, things get worse. So I shot myself.

If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?