One more drink and I'd have been under the host.

I shudder at the thought of men.... I'm due to fall in love again

On lady novelists: As artists they're rot, but as providers they're oil wells; they gush. Norris said she never wrote a story unless it was fun to do. I understand Ferber whistles at her typewriter.

[On Kay Strozzi in The Silent Witness:] Miss Strozzi ... had the temerity to wear as truly horrible a gown as ever I have seen on the American stage. ... Had she not luckily been strangled by a member of the cast while disporting this garment, I should have fought my way to the stage and done her in, myself.

The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.

If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me.

Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!