Just begin a story with such a phrase as 'I remember Disraeli - poor old Dizz! - once saying to me, in answer to my poke in the eye,' and you will find me and Morpheus off in a corner, necking.
Dorothy Parker[On an actor who'd broken her leg in London:] Oh, how terrible. She must have done it sliding down a barrister.
Dorothy ParkerThe only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.
Dorothy ParkerIf all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
Dorothy Parker