What ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.

There must be courage; there must be no awe. There must be criticism, for humor, to my mind, is encapsulated in criticism. There must be a disciplined eye and a wild mind...There must be a magnificent disregard of your reader, for if he cannot follow you, there is nothing you can do about it.

I'd like to have money. And I'd like to be a good writer. These two can come together, and I hope they will, but if that's too adorable, I'd rather have money.

Where's the man could ease a heart Like a satin gown?

All I have to be thankful for in this world is that I was sitting down when my garter busted.

Tonstant Weader fwowed up.

You do what you can, and you do it because you should. But all you can do is all you can do.