There's a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.

Tonstant Weader fwowed up.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

Now, look, baby, 'Union' is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

tomorrow's gone-we'll have tonight!