The Monte Carlo casino refused to admit me until I was properly dressed so I went and found my stockings, and then came back and lost my shirt.
Dorothy ParkerSome men break your heart in two, Some men fawn and flatter, Some men never look at you; And that cleans up the matter.
Dorothy ParkerSomewhere, there, is an analogy, in a small way, if you have the patience for it. But I guess it isn't a very good anecdote. I'm better at animal stories.
Dorothy Parker