And where does she find them?

If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.

Said of her husband on the day their divorce became final: Oh, don't worry about Alan. . . . Alan will always land on somebody's feet.

Once, when I was young and true. Someone left me sad - Broke my brittle heart in two; And that is very bad. Love is for unlucky folk, Love is but a curse. Once there was a heart I broke; And that, I think, is worse.

I'd like to have money. And I'd like to be a good writer. These two can come together, and I hope they will, but if that's too adorable, I'd rather have money.

The sweeter the apple, the blacker the core. Scratch a lover and find a foe!

That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.