And where does she find them?

All I have to be thankful for in this world is that I was sitting down when my garter busted.

Gertrude Stein did us the most harm when she said, 'You're all a lost generation.' That got around to certain people and we all said, 'Whee! We're lost.

Gratitude - the meanest and most snivelling attribute in the world.

People ought to be one of two things, young or dead.

That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.

[To the British actor who annoyed her by repeated references to his busy 'shedule':] I think you're full of skit.