Excuse me, everybody, I have to go to the bathroom. I really have to telephone, but I'm too embarrassed to say so.

And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned.

They sicken of the calm who know the storm.

But I don't give up; I forget why not.

Three highballs, and I think I'm St. Francis of Assisi.

[On hearing that President Coolidge was dead:] How can you tell?

Out in Hollywood, where the streets are paved with Goldwyn, the word "sophisticate" means, very simply, "obscene." A sophisticatedstory is a dirty story. Some of that meaning was wafted eastward and got itself mixed up into the present definition. So that a "sophisticate" means: one who dwells in a tower made of a DuPont substitute for ivory and holds a glass of flat champagne in one hand and an album of dirty post cards in the other.