Excuse me, everybody, I have to go to the bathroom. I really have to telephone, but I'm too embarrassed to say so.

This must be a gift book. That is to say a book, which you wouldn't take on any other terms.

Some men break your heart in two, Some men fawn and flatter, Some men never look at you; And that cleans up the matter.

Now that you've got me right down to it, the only thing I didn't like about The Barrets of Wimplole Street was the play.

Newton's Fourth Law: Every action has an equal and opposite satisfaction.

Where's the man could ease a heart Like a satin gown?

Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.