I know this will come as a shock to you, Mr. Goldwyn, but in all history, which has held billions and billions of human beings, not a single one ever had a happy ending.

[On hearing that Clare Boothe Luce was invariably kind to her inferiors:] And where does she find them?

Go to the Martin Beck Theatre and watch Katherine Hepburn run the gamut of emotions from A to B.

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away.

When your bank account is so overdrawn that it is positively photographic, steps must be taken.

The ones I like are ‘cheque’ and ‘enclosed.’

Flowers are heaven's masterpiece.