I know this will come as a shock to you, Mr. Goldwyn, but in all history, which has held billions and billions of human beings, not a single one ever had a happy ending.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt.

[To woman bragging about having kept her husband for seven years:] Don't worry, if you keep him long enough, he'll come back in style.

Civilization is coming to an end, you understand.

And where does she find them?

Eternity is a ham and two people.