There must be a magnificent disregard of your reader, for if he cannot follow you, there is nothing you can do about it.

The only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.

Somewhere, there, is an analogy, in a small way, if you have the patience for it. But I guess it isn't a very good anecdote. I'm better at animal stories.

Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.

Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.

I wanted to be cute. That's the terrible thing. I should have had more sense.

I never see that prettiest thing- A cherry bough gone white with Spring- But what I think, "How gay 'twould be To hang me from a flowering tree.