Honesty means nothing until you are tested under circumstances where you are sure you could get away with dishonesty.

People are more than fun than anybody.

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.

Anthologists are lazy fellows who like to spend a quiet evening at home raiding good books.

Everybody's got their troubles.

Guido Natso is natso guido.

There must be courage; there must be no awe. There must be criticism, for humor, to my mind, is encapsulated in criticism. There must be a disciplined eye and a wild mind...There must be a magnificent disregard of your reader, for if he cannot follow you, there is nothing you can do about it.