Honesty means nothing until you are tested under circumstances where you are sure you could get away with dishonesty.

Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, can be prolonged to the point where it ceases to excite pity and arouses only irritation.

[On Kay Strozzi in The Silent Witness:] Miss Strozzi ... had the temerity to wear as truly horrible a gown as ever I have seen on the American stage. ... Had she not luckily been strangled by a member of the cast while disporting this garment, I should have fought my way to the stage and done her in, myself.

If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.

She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.

My first love was Cinderella, but she ran off with another man.

Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.