If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
They say of me, and so they should, It's doubtful if I come to good.
I like to think of my shining tombstone. It gives me, as you might say, something to live for.
You can't teach an old dogma new tricks.
Honesty means nothing until you are tested under circumstances where you are sure you could get away with dishonesty.
How do people go to sleep? I'm afraid I've lost the knack. I might try busting myself smartly over the temple with the night-light. I might repeat to myself, slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound; if I can remember any of the damn things.