I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
He lies below, correct in cypress wood, And entertains the most exclusive worms.
People ought to be one of two things, young or dead.
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
I wouldn't touch a superlative again with an umbrella.
... if this world were anything near what it should be there would be no more need of a Book Week than there would be a of a Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children.