LL Cool J should be the spokesman for a line of pajamas called Ladies Love Cool Jammies.
I used to make love to Green Day's music. But 9 minutes? I'm not Superman.
Rappers should be forced to rhyme in their acceptance speeches.
I saw a dog in a cage. And that cage had a sign on it that said, 'I bite.' And I was like, 'That is good to know doggy, but that's not the most important thing about you. You should make a sign that says, 'I make signs.''
[Ryan Reynolds] has had stabs at it like Just Friends. He's really fun in that.
I started doing pot jokes, and I noticed that audiences invariably love pot jokes. Even people who don't smoke pot think it's a funny subject.