LL Cool J should be the spokesman for a line of pajamas called Ladies Love Cool Jammies.

Any comedic entertainment is better when you get high.

I can't go off all crazy like that and reward someone a ton of money.

I get a message from Stephen Falk saying, "Hey, if I wrote a part for you in You're The Worst, would you do it?" I was like, "Yes!" And then, of course, later I found out it's going to be me playing myself sort of Larry Sanders-style where I'm the total opposite of what people would expect me to be. I was just like, "Okay, what the hell." But it's really funny to portray me as somebody who is pretending to be a stoner just to succeed.

Being on TV and getting everything paid for are the two reasons to do it with us instead of the court of law.

Marijuana: why forget something tomorrow when you can forget it today?

The whole pot-to-alcohol thing is a huge issue with me, because I've grown to hate drunks so much, and like potheads.