Einstein used science to get laid. That guy is a genius. I've been using money.

That's the interesting part of being a judge to me - I don't even care about these people's fights that they're having with each other, but I have to invest in it enough to figure out. I have to make a decision.

People come to me with ideas for shows, and I certainly am thinking of stuff all the time. And it's always like, you know, "Get high and drive a car!" Or "Get high and do this or that." It's always things like, "Well, that's a terrible idea to get high and do that." So, when they came to me with this, I was like, "Well, you're just sitting there and discussing cases."

A message to parents who think legalizing weed will make their kids want to try it: they will anyway.

I'm not trying to recruit anyone. I think minds can be changed, but I also think they don't have to be changed. If someone doesn't want to smoke pot and doesn't think it should be legal, then that's fine, but the numbers that do are going to continue to grow to the point where change will eventually occur.

[Ryan Reynolds] has had stabs at it like Just Friends. He's really fun in that.

Smoking pot makes people talk for long periods of time, for instance, so people who advocate pot won't shut the hell up about it.