It's easier to do comedy with an audience, because their reactions tell you whether or not what your saying qualifies as comedy.

Stand-up is a very scary, very solitary profession, but you have to experience it to figure out if it's right for you.

[Ryan Reynolds] is my favorite [ on Top Gear] - I think he's the most hilarious actor who just has not been able to catch a break in terms of being known as the most hilarious actor.

Society has definitely gotten to the point where everybody has to comment on anything, and if you want to stay sane as a performer, you're better off not reading that stuff.

I just broke up with my girlfriend because I caught her lying. Under another man.

It's fun playing the judge, because I grew up on all the courtroom stuff in movies and TV. So, you know all the tropes, and you know all the expressions.

J-Lo finally married into her own music genre. Crappy music.