The first thing I think of when I wake up is how close I am to death. But then it gets better during the day.

Invent new drugs, that's what you should be doing... fight to get new weirder ones... and weirder establishments to do them in.

When you come out of that pink ugly hole onto this planet you're nothing but a gooey shrieking wrinkled ball of weakness.

Drugs support terrorism? No, your SUV supports terrorism.

Coward is the most misused word in our society.

When I say that asian women are beautiful it's not a sexual thing. I'm not being degrading, I find them sexually repulsive.

There should be no such thing as a vice law. Every vice is only a bad habit, and the punishment is inherent in the act.