The first thing I think of when I wake up is how close I am to death. But then it gets better during the day.

Sex is free fun for poor people.

The more business gets involved, the less fun it is.

The Unbookables are supposed to be unbookable. That's what it's all about.

Whatever your problems are, keep in mind that you die at the end of all this. Lets get out there, brutalize ourselves and laugh at those certain pricks who take it seriously, like there is any way to win in all this.

Some people just join the military because they need college money. Then they're idiots and college wasn't going to help.

You're born absolutely free except for laws of nature, if you drink you get drunk, that's a law, if you get old you die, that's a law too; if you sit on a tack you will bleed from the ass, these are the only laws that you're born with.