The first thing I think of when I wake up is how close I am to death. But then it gets better during the day.

The whole institution of marriage itself really has no place in a progressive society.

Pot is to narcotics what herpes is to social diseases; it doesn't count cos it's not really dangerous and it's too easy to get.

I have no fear of death, except I hate waiting for it.

If I was a freak of nature... Hell yeah I wanna do freak shows! I don't wanna be applying for jobs at the mall.

I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.

Coward is the most misused word in our society.