[Stand-up] might be ballsy, but I'd rather not be an actor. Actors are tools.
People hate people just cause they want someone different to hate.
The revolution I was starting where I thought I could yell at 200 people in a bar every night and change the world didn't quite happen.
I had no musical or athletic ability, and I wasnt particularly good looking. Comedy was something I could do for attention.
Your instinct is your true god. Follow it.
There's only two types of people who are against drugs: the people who have never done drugs and the people who really sucked at doing drugs.