A lot of the Olympic games just boil down to genetics. Michael Phelps is genetically built to swim better than other people if he trains the same way. You might as well have a competition for who's the tallest, and act like it's anyone's game!

People who want to kill other people are the last people I want to party with, because I get mouthy when I drink.

I am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that terrifies me.

The more business gets involved, the less fun it is.

Excess in moderation: don't drink a few beers every day after work, wait 'till the end of the month and drink all the beers at once.

I'm pretty drunk and bored with yelling at the stone walls that are your minds.

What if I don't want a leader? Where does that vote go? I do good on my own. I don't want to be led.