Abject flattery and indiscriminate assentation degrade, as much as indiscriminate contradiction and noisy debate disgust. But a modest assertion of one's own opinion, and a complaisant acquiescence in other people's, preserve dignity.

Boredom is a disease worse than cancer. Drugs cure it.

I've never tried to drive my career in any particular direction. I've always been an in-the-moment, live-for-today guy. I've never had a goal, and nearly everything I've done has been an accident. I just play to me, and if I can amuse myself, I consider it a victory.

The first five times that you bang someone and the last million times are two different worlds.

Have you ever thought about registering as a sex offender just so your friends won't bring their kids over to your house?

Anything that I don't understand or can't do is stupid.

I do good things in my life, too. It's just that none of them are funny.