Ballycumber (ba-li-KUM-ber) n. One of the six half-read books lying somewhere in your bed.

The mere thought hadn't even begun to speculate about the merest possibility of crossing my mind.

He learned to communicate with birds and discovered their conversation was fantastically boring. It was all to do with windspeed, wingspans, power-to-weight ratios and a fair bit about berries.

I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.

How many roads must a man walk down?

Don't blame you," said Marvin and counted five hundred and ninety-seven thousand million sheep before falling asleep again a second later.

A learning experience is one of those things that says, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that.