I can see we're in for a fabulous evening's apocalypse.

The Heart of Gold fled on silently through the night of space, now on conventional photon drive. Its crew of four were ill as ease knowing that they had been brought together not of their own volition or by simple coincidence, but by some curious perversion of physics- as if relationships between people were susceptible to the same laws that governed the relationships between atoms and molecules

Could be. I’m a pretty dangerous dude when I’m cornered.” “Yeah,” said the voice from under the table, “you go to pieces so fast people get hit by the shrapnel.

He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.

Ballycumber (ba-li-KUM-ber) n. One of the six half-read books lying somewhere in your bed.

Oh dear,' says God, 'I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

Stotting is jumping upward with all four legs simultaneously. My advice: do not die until you've seen a large black poodle stotting in the snow.