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Douglas AdamsZaphod did not want to tangle with them and, deciding that just as discretion is the better part of valor, so was cowardice is the better part of discretion, he valiantly hid himself in a closet.
Douglas AdamsI teleported home last night with Ron and Sid and Meg Ron stole Meggy's heart away and I got Sidney's leg.
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