Imagine" he said, "never even thinking, 'We are alone,' simply because it has never occurred to you to think that there's any other way to be.

These creatures you call mice, you see, they are not quite as they appear. They are merely the protrusion into our dimension of vastly hyperintelligent pandimensional beings.

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair.

It can be very dangerous to see things from somebody else's point of view without the proper training.

Who is this god person anyway?

The great thing about being the only species that makes a distinction between right and wrong is that we can make up the rules for ourselves as we go along.

Oh dear,' says God, 'I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.