I come in peace...Take me to your lizard.

I'd take the awe of understanding over the awe of ignorance any day.

The moment at which two people, approaching from opposite ends of a long passageway, recognize each other and immediately pretend they haven t. This is to avoid the ghastly embarrassment of having to continue recognizing each other the whole length of the corridor.

What I need... is a strong drink and a peer group.

When people you greatly admire appear to be thinking deep thoughts, they probably are thinking about lunch.

Here's what the Encyclopedia Galactica has to say about alcohol. It says that alcohol is a colourless volatile liquid formed by the fermentation of sugars and also notes its intoxicating effect on certain carbon-based life forms.

You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish. Unless of course, you play bass.