There are two things in particular that it [the computer industry] failed to foresee: one was the coming of the Internet(...); the other was the fact that the century would end.

He has personality problems beyond the dreams of analysts.

I always thought something was fundamentally wrong with the universe

The more I think about our species the more I think we just do stuff and make up explanations later when asked. But it's not true that I would rather write than read. I would rather read than write. To be honest I would rather hang upside down in a bucket than write.

What I need... is a strong drink and a peer group.

Space is really big-REALLY big.

It's good to leave your room super-messy when you're away. Whoever tries to break into your room will thought it has already been ransacked.