Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Oh dear,' says God, 'I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

You can't dodge your responsibilities by saying they don't exist!

WOKING (vb.) To enter the kitchen with the precise determination to perform something only to forget what it is just before you do it.

You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish. Unless of course, you play bass.

All you really need to know for the moment is that the universe is a lot more complicated than you might think, even if you start from a position of thinking it's pretty damn complicated in the first place.

Marvin started his ironical humming again. Zaphod hit him and he shut up.