Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Humans think they are smarter than dolphins because we build cars and buildings and start wars etc., and all that dolphins do is swim in the water, eat fish and play around. Dolphins believe that they are smarter for exactly the same reasons.

I seldom end up where I wanted to go, but almost always end up where I need to be.

The Presidents job, is not to wield power himself, but to lead attention away from it.

The little waiter's eyebrows wandered about his forehead in confusion.

That young girl is one of the least benightedly unintelligent organic life forms it has been my profound lack of pleasure not to be able to avoid meeting.

But what about the End of the Universe? We'll miss the big moment." I've seen it. It's rubbish," said Zaphod,"nothing but a gnab gib." A what?" Opposite of a big bang. Come on, let's get zappy.