The lights went out in his eyes for absolutely the very last time ever.

The great thing about being the only species that makes a distinction between right and wrong is that we can make up the rules for ourselves as we go along.

I only know as much about myself as my mind can work out under its current conditions. And its current conditions are not good.

Why should I want to make anything up? Life's bad enough as it is without wanting to invent any more of it.

Well the hours are good...' ... 'but now you come to mention it, most of the actual minutes are pretty lousy.

The quality of any advice anybody has to offer has to be judged against the quality of life they actually lead.

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.There is another theory which states that this has already happened.