It can hardly be a coincidence that no language on earth has ever produced the expression "As pretty as an airport." Airports are ugly. Some are very ugly. Some attain a degree of ugliness that can only be the result of a special effort. This ugliness arises because airports are full of people who are tired, cross, and have just discovered that their luggage has landed in Murmansk (Murmansk airport is the only exception of this otherwise infallible rule), and architects have on the whole tried to reflect this in their designs.

Earth: mostly harmless

It's good to leave your room super-messy when you're away. Whoever tries to break into your room will thought it has already been ransacked.

Ahenny (adj.) - The way people stand when examining other people's bookshelves.

In the stillness, a fly would not have dared clear it's throat.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

The Universe, as has been observed before, is an unsettlingly big place, a fact which for the sake of a quiet life most people tend to ignore.