If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Ford Prefect suppressed a little giggle of evil satisfaction, realized that he had no reason to suppress it, and laughed out loud, a wicked laugh.

Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses have been specially designed to help people develop a relaxed attitude to danger. At the first hint of trouble, they turn totally black and thus prevent you from seeing anything that might alarm you.

Time affords us the ability to blame past errors on others while whole heartedly pronouncing our futures successes.

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer

I wanted to be John Cleese. It took me some time to realise that the job was taken.

That young girl is one of the least benightedly unintelligent organic life forms it has been my profound lack of pleasure not to be able to avoid meeting.