Time, Baby - so much, so much time left until the end of my life - sometimes I go crazy at how slowly time passes yet how quickly my body ages. But I shouldn't allow myself to think like this. I have to remind myself that time only frightens me when I think of having to spend it alone. Sometimes I scare myself with how many of my thoughts revolve around making me feel better about sleeping alone in a room.

I find it hard to believe that human beings are the crowning achievement of life on earth. Something better than us has to come along.

Make your goals big and broad enough so that they never become answered prayers and boomerang to curse you.

What's a bar bill but a surtax on reality?

Ski boots are the worst. Solid plastic. They'll be around till the sun goes supernova.

You know what the best thing is about the end of the day? Tomorrow, it starts all over again.

Every single moment is a coincidence.