Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people.

I don't want any vegetables, thank you. I paid for the cow to eat them for me.

I think that every reader on earth has a list of cherished books as unique as their fingerprints... I think that, as you age, you tend to gravitate towards the classics, but those aren't the books that give you the same sort of hope for the world that a cherished book does.

Post-adolescent Expert Syndrome The tendency of young people around the age of eighteen, males especially, to become altruistic experts on everything, a state of mind required by nature to ensure warriors who are willing to die with pleasure on the battlefield. Also the reason why religions recruit kamikaze pilots and suicide bombers almost exclusively from the 18-21 range. "Kyle, I never would have guessed that when you were up in your bedroom playing World of Warcraft all through your teens, you were, in fact, becoming an expert on the films of Jean-Luc Godard.

Technology favors horrible people.

Birds are a miracle because they prove to us there is a finer, simpler state of being which we may strive to attain.

There are three things we cry for in life: things that are lost, things that are found, and things that are magnificent.