How did it get so late so soon?

Don't live to please everyone. Embrace those who enjoy your company and to hell with the haters.

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

Simple it's not, I'm afraid you will find, for a mind maker-upper to make up his mind

Today I shall behave, as if this is the day I will be remembered.

Horton, the kangaroo has sent Vlad!' Vlad? I know two Vlads. One is a cute little bunny that brings me cookies. The other is bad Vlad. Which Vlad?' Which one do you think?' Bad Vlad?' Good call.

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities.