I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands.
Volvo — they're boxy but they're good.
Maybe the memory does play tricks. Increasingly, I'm thinking, 'What was their name? I knew that name yesterday.' I think that's what happens. At some point, I'll forget that I ever worked with Peter Cook, I suppose, and Alan Bennett and Jonathan Miller.
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
I haven't had that many women - only as many as I could lay my hands on.
I certainly did feel inferior. Because of class. Because of strength. Because of height. I guess if I'd been able to hit somebody in the nose, I wouldn't have been a comic.