It seems that a lot of people, who haven't known of me as a pianist, think I've just started off as a comedian. And so for them the piano was something extra. But, of course, playing the piano was something that came before all of what's happened now.
Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets.
I haven't had that many women - only as many as I could lay my hands on.
Volvo — they're boxy but they're good.
Jaguar — For men who'd like hand-jobs from beautiful women they hardly know.
I am trapped in this body, and there is nothing I can do about it.