When I think of Canada I think of tonic water.
I am trapped in this body, and there is nothing I can do about it.
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
I wish I had a dime for every dime I have.
In the course of an average lifetime anyone growing up in a house with such a clock will hear the tune over a million times.
Jaguar — For men who'd like hand-jobs from beautiful women they hardly know.