I am trapped in this body, and there is nothing I can do about it.
I haven't had that many women - only as many as I could lay my hands on.
When I think of Canada I think of tonic water.
I certainly did feel inferior. Because of class. Because of strength. Because of height. I guess if I'd been able to hit somebody in the nose, I wouldn't have been a comic.
I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands.
Masturbation is always very safe. You not only control the person you're with, but you can leave when you want to.