I wish I had a dime for every dime I have.
I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands.
Jaguar — For men who'd like hand-jobs from beautiful women they hardly know.
I am trapped in this body, and there is nothing I can do about it.
Masturbation is always very safe. You not only control the person you're with, but you can leave when you want to.
It seems that a lot of people, who haven't known of me as a pianist, think I've just started off as a comedian. And so for them the piano was something extra. But, of course, playing the piano was something that came before all of what's happened now.