I am trapped in this body, and there is nothing I can do about it.

In the course of an average lifetime anyone growing up in a house with such a clock will hear the tune over a million times.

It seems that a lot of people, who haven't known of me as a pianist, think I've just started off as a comedian. And so for them the piano was something extra. But, of course, playing the piano was something that came before all of what's happened now.

Volvo — they're boxy but they're good.

Masturbation is always very safe. You not only control the person you're with, but you can leave when you want to.

I wish I had a dime for every dime I have.

I haven't had that many women - only as many as I could lay my hands on.